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	<description>&#34;living in an alternative universe of permanent outrage and relentless negativity fostered and fueled by the blogosphere.&#34;</description>
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		<title>RIP Adam &#8220;MCA&#8221; Yauch. Don&#8217;t touch the mic baby, don&#8217;t come near it!</title>
		<link>http://brendancalling.com/2012/05/04/rip-adam-mca-yauch-dont-touch-the-mic-baby-dont-come-near-it/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2012 19:12:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brendan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[obituary]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Adam &#8220;MCA&#8221; Yauch, 48 years old, has died of cancer. Fuck cancer.
If you&#8217;re my age, you grew up on the Beastie Boys.  In memory of MCA, I&#8217;m breaking my silence to post the complete &#8220;Paul&#8217;s Boutique&#8221;, their best album.

It&#8217;s a sad day for hardcore, punk rock, and hip-hop.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Adam &#8220;MCA&#8221; Yauch, 48 years old, has died of cancer. Fuck cancer.</p>
<p>If you&#8217;re my age, you grew up on the Beastie Boys.  In memory of MCA, I&#8217;m breaking my silence to post the complete &#8220;Paul&#8217;s Boutique&#8221;, their best album.</p>
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<p>It&#8217;s a sad day for hardcore, punk rock, and hip-hop.</p>
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		<title>Piggie of the Week: the GOP Makes a Boo-Boo. Again.</title>
		<link>http://brendancalling.com/2012/02/23/piggie-of-the-week-the-gop-makes-a-boo-boo-again/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Feb 2012 14:26:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brendan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Republican perverts]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ben Franklin is believed to have said &#8220;Nothing is certain but death and taxes.&#8221;
If he had been alive today, he would have added &#8220;and Republican&#8217;s complete lack of foresight.&#8221;  The Iraq War, for instance, was going to be over in weeks. OOOPS.  Holding the debt ceiling hostage would make them look strong. OOOPS. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ben Franklin is believed to have said &#8220;Nothing is certain but death and taxes.&#8221;</p>
<p>If he had been alive today, he would have added &#8220;and Republican&#8217;s complete lack of foresight.&#8221;  The Iraq War, for instance, was going to be over in weeks. OOOPS.  Holding the debt ceiling hostage would make them look strong. OOOPS.  Scott Walker was going to dominate Wisconsin. OOOOPS.  The Tea Party was going to be their personal conservative army.  OOOPS. Sarah Palin would rally the GOP. OOOPS.  Impeaching a sitting president would work out swell. OOOOOPS.</p>
<p>In today&#8217;s Piggie of the Week, AP Ticker considers how the <i>Citizens United</i> decision backfired on the Republicans.  </p>
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		<title>Piggie of the Week: Charles Murray</title>
		<link>http://brendancalling.com/2012/02/16/piggie-of-the-week-charles-murray/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Feb 2012 22:58:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brendan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Philadelphia]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[You&#8217;ve probably heard about Charles Murray: he&#8217;s the right-wing clow&#8212; I mean Very Serious Scholar Who Is Not a Racist At All So Stop Saying That&#8212; who is currently shitting all over Fishtown.
Well fuck him. I&#8217;d like to see Brad Lidge use his fat head for batting practice.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You&#8217;ve probably heard about Charles Murray: he&#8217;s the right-wing clow&#8212; I mean Very Serious Scholar Who Is Not a Racist At All So Stop Saying That&#8212; who is currently <a href ="http://www.nytimes.com/2012/02/12/books/review/charles-murray-examines-the-white-working-class-in-coming-apart.html">shitting all over Fishtown</a>.</p>
<p>Well fuck him. I&#8217;d like to see Brad Lidge use his fat head for batting practice.</p>
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		<title>Piggie of the Week, 2/1/2012: AP Ticker&#8217;s Psychedelic Awakening</title>
		<link>http://brendancalling.com/2012/02/02/piggie-of-the-week-212012-ap-tickers-psychedelic-awakening/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 04:53:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brendan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As you may know, it is the &#8220;Year of the Bible&#8221; in Pennsylvania, thanks to unanimous support, from republicans and demmocrats alike, for a resolution introduced by Rep. Rick Saccone.



I had a lively phone conversation with Saccone&#8217;s office before we produced this one, in which I kept listing all the Bible laws that might be [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As you may know, it is the &#8220;Year of the Bible&#8221; in Pennsylvania, thanks to unanimous support, from republicans and demmocrats alike, for a resolution introduced by Rep. Rick Saccone.
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I had a lively phone conversation with Saccone&#8217;s office before we produced this one, in which I kept listing all the Bible laws that might be inconvenient in our times. &nbsp;The woman on the other end of the phone got VERY flustered and upset. At one point she said that &#8220;the Old Testament doesn&#8217;t count, Christians only follow the New Testament.&#8221; She also said I must be confusing my Bible with my Koran.
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She was certainly letting her freak flag fly.</p>
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		<title>Scrapple News: Dateline January 31, 2012</title>
		<link>http://brendancalling.com/2012/02/01/scrapple-news-dateline-january-31-2012/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 04:13:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brendan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Pennsylvania]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This week in Scrapple News: Chris Christie is an ignorant racist fuck! Mitt Romney is a robot who wants to be a real boy! And, Joe Paterno is still dead.  That and more!

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week in Scrapple News: Chris Christie is an ignorant racist fuck! Mitt Romney is a robot who wants to be a real boy! And, Joe Paterno is still dead.  That and more!</p>
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		<title>Piggie of the Week: Have a Nice, Steaming Hot Cup of Semen, Courtesy of the PA Dept. of Public Welfare</title>
		<link>http://brendancalling.com/2012/01/27/piggie-of-the-week-have-a-nice-steaming-hot-cup-of-semen-courtesy-of-the-pa-dept-of-public-welfare/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 18:56:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brendan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Not exactly safe for work&#8230;

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Not exactly safe for work&#8230;</p>
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		<title>SOPA Post</title>
		<link>http://brendancalling.com/2012/01/18/sopa-post/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2012 04:58:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brendan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[DemocRAT]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m too lazy to figure out how to black out my site to protest the thoroughly idiotic and destructive SOPA and PIPA bills, which would allow the government, and more importantly the corporations who really run the world like Comcast and Time Warner, to censor the Internet.
Instead, I&#8217;ll just tell you this: if you live [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m too lazy to figure out how to black out my site to protest the thoroughly idiotic and destructive SOPA and PIPA bills, which would allow the government, and more importantly the corporations who really run the world like Comcast and Time Warner, to censor the Internet.</p>
<p>Instead, I&#8217;ll just tell you this: if you live in PA and you&#8217;re having trouble running your Mozilla-based internet and email, if you can&#8217;t get to Wikipedia, or you can&#8217;t look for a job because craigslist is down, blame <a href="http://action.bobcasey.com/signup_page/jointhecampaign?tag=gjointextS">Bob Casey</a>, who continues to support this dangerous and misguided legislation, even though support for it is peeling away like skin off a rotten banana.  It&#8217;s shelved in the House, opposed by the White House, and dying in the Senate.  </p>
<p><a href="http://action.bobcasey.com/signup_page/jointhecampaign?tag=gjointextS">Bob Casey</a>&#8217;s had plenty of opportunity to drop his support. the fact that he&#8217;s pushing on into strong head winds shows either that he truly believes Comcast and the government should be able to censor the Internet, or that he doesn&#8217;t exactly understand how the Internet works.</p>
<p>Neither reflects well on the man.  With unemployment pushing 9% in PA, and 12% in Philly, the last thing we need is the country&#8217;s biggest job site shutting down.  But that&#8217;s where we are, because of <a href="http://action.bobcasey.com/signup_page/jointhecampaign?tag=gjointextS">Bob Casey</a>.  I&#8217;m sure the unemployed are grateful to him for standing up for the likes of Comcast.</p>
<p>Also worth noting: Republican Pat Toomey opposes the Protect IP Act.  Just sayin&#8217;.</p>
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		<title>Piggie of the Week: A Modest Proposal for Governor Tom Corbett</title>
		<link>http://brendancalling.com/2012/01/11/piggie-of-the-week-a-modest-proposal-for-governor-tom-corbett/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2012 23:57:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brendan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Pennsylvania]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Governor Tom Corbett to PA&#8217;s working poor: &#8220;I hope you and your kids starve to death.&#8221;
AP Ticker has a more modest proposal:

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.citypaper.net/blogs/nakedcity/PA-declares-war-on-food-stamps.html">Governor Tom Corbett to PA&#8217;s working poor: &#8220;I hope you and your kids starve to death.&#8221;</a></p>
<p>AP Ticker has a more modest proposal:</p>
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		<title>Piggie of the Week (New Year&#8217;s Edition)</title>
		<link>http://brendancalling.com/2012/01/04/piggie-of-the-week-new-years-edition/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jan 2012 04:25:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brendan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I took a stab at writing the news this week:

Piggie will be up soon, but it&#8217;ll be a different editor (Sam&#8217;s here and my time is spoken for this week).
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I took a stab at writing the news this week:</p>
<p><iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/r9J8wDhfFX4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
<p>Piggie will be up soon, but it&#8217;ll be a different editor (Sam&#8217;s here and my time is spoken for this week).</p>
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		<title>Goddamn Static</title>
		<link>http://brendancalling.com/2012/01/04/goddamn-static/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jan 2012 04:22:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brendan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My colleague Scott Colan at Scrapple TV wrote and produced this incredible Life Lesson.
or rather, his father wrote it, in between a relatively minor stroke and the one that left him a permanently changed man.  I think the space of time in which his father wrote the poem was about a half-hour.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My colleague Scott Colan at <a href="http://scrapple.tv/view.php?id=0">Scrapple TV</a> wrote and produced this incredible Life Lesson.</p>
<p>or rather, his father wrote it, in between a relatively minor stroke and the one that left him a permanently changed man.  I think the space of time in which his father wrote the poem was about a half-hour.</p>
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