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Good News Flower Hour!!
In which a totally baked daisy reviews the news…
Read More..>>OPEN LETTER TO THE NEW YORK TIMES: HIRE SKWIRE, FIRE DOWD.
diane.mcnulty@nytimes.com
Clark Hoyt, public editor: public@nytimes.com
Dear Diane and Clark:
I point you to the following website, associated with the Philadelphia Weekly…
Brendan Skwire is performing an invaluable public service today: The Philly blogger is fact-checking Maureen Dowd — and, by extension, Sen. John McCain — on her characterization of a number of “pork” earmarks in a new spending [...]
Michael Steele Apologizes, Admits Limbaugh is GOP King
Michael Steele Bows Down to His King.
MC Michael Steele with the hippity-hoppity music and the rapping and the shizizzzle thought he was the Big Man of the GOP Saturday on DL Hughley’s show…
…but then the REAL Big Man of the GOP, the KING OF THE GOP himself, Rush Limbaugh, fired back on the air with [...]
Read More..>>Rushy Limbaugh’s Viagra Fueled Trip to the Dominican Republic, Sex Toursim Central
Pardon the ghetto quality, my green screen arrives any day now…
Read More..>>The Return of Dave Easy
In which a stoned daisy reviews the news…
Read More..>>Bobby Jindal Has a Future Alright
Maybe David Brooks is disappointed in Bobby Jindal, but not me: he has a wonderful future.
He’s a perfect replacement for Casey Kasem, host of “America’s Top 40″.
Here’s Jindal:
And here’s Casey:
Read More..>>Phawker: Marijuana Legalization Actually More Popular than the GOP
Pot is more popular than Republicans:
The first poll, conducted last week by Rasmussen Reports, has 40 percent of Americans in support of legalizing the drug and 46 percent opposed. The second, conducted in January by CBS News, has 41 percent in favor of legalization and 52 percent against. And a third poll, conducted by Zogby [...]
STICK TO YOUR GUNS REPUBLICANS!
We thought after all that — and, oh yes, losing the election — everyone in the Republican Party leadership would have figured out that race-baiting alienates young, minority and all reasonable voters.
Clearly, not everyone has.
Chip Saltsman, a veteran political operative, is pushing his candidacy for chairman of the Republican National Committee. He distributed a [...]
How to Piss Off Your Readers
Yesterday I was shooting the shit with an old friend I met on facebook, and I mentioned the Hell Drive coming up this evening (t minus 5 hours…). She agreed the whole situation sucked, and i mentioned something about “the things we do for love.”
Well, now that fuckin’ song is stuck in my head, [...]
Answering Billy
“Because they’re not real snowflakes, which you already know you little fuckin’ smartass. Now put that thing down and let’s get out of here, the warped representation of proximity and perspective is giving me a migraine!”
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