Archive for the 'snark' Category

Kathleen Parker Learns Right Wingers Are Intolerant

Posted by Brendan on November 12th, 2008 filed in media, politics, right wing dingalings, snark

The crazy lady begins to wake up:
Election Day has produced fresh fury from self-proclaimed “conservatives” promising never again to read me or fellow apostates who criticized the Republican ticket.
This is, of course, their right, but is this really the way to go about salvaging the Republican Party?
Yes, absolutely, let’s start censoring people who entertain ideas [...]

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The Wailing and Gnashing of Teeth Begins, Plans for a Purge Develop

Press play before scrolling down, because this post requires a soundtrack.

Melissa Manchester, “Don’t Cry Out Loud”
The GOP and their supporters are having an epic meltdown. The circular firing squad has begun.
Here’s Michelle Malkin, ripping John McCain a brand new asshole (to match the one on his face) for trashing Sarah Palin:
The anonymous trashing of Sarah [...]

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Blame Atrios

Posted by Brendan on October 30th, 2008 filed in comedy gold!, snark, youtube

This morning I dropped by ,a href=’http://www.eschatonblog.com/2008_10_26_archive.html#1127363368877777840″>atrios’s place for my morning links. As you can see, he’s got a video of some early Police footage, which I clicked on, only to find out it’s not The Police: it’s Def Leppard. Doing “Pour Some Sugar on Me”.
Love is like a bomb, baby, c’mon get it on
Livin’ [...]

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ZOMG!!!1! OBAMA ADMITS HE’S A SOCIALIST!!!1!11!

Posted by Brendan on October 29th, 2008 filed in calling bullshit, economy, elections, lying republican filth, politics, prank, snark, youtube

SIKE! (h/t to TPM

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FOX FREAKS ON PHAWKER

Posted by Brendan on October 29th, 2008 filed in Philadelphia, blogs, comedy gold!, elections, nincompoopery, politics, racism, right wing dingalings, snark, youtube

The brain trust over at Fox News is in a tizzy over Jonathan Valania’s “Why Whitey Can’t Vote” column from yesterday’s Inquirer. Behold the majesty of Brit Hume’s outrage:
Off Color
The editor-in-chief of a Philadelphia news blog says white people should not be allowed to vote.
Jonathan Valania of Phawker.com writes in the Philadelphia Inquirer, “As a [...]

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Wheels Go Flying off the Bus

This one reads better with a soundtrack too, so before continuing, please click here:

With despair rising even among many of John McCain’s own advisers, influential Republicans inside and outside his campaign are engaged in an intense round of blame-casting and rear-covering — much of it virtually conceding that an Election Day rout is likely.
A McCain [...]

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The 21st Century Unkind to Wazzzup! Guys

Posted by Brendan on October 26th, 2008 filed in politics, pop culture, snark, youtube

High quality snark…

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Why Whitey Can’t Vote

Posted by Brendan on October 25th, 2008 filed in Philadelphia, blogs, elections, lying republican filth, politics, right wing dingalings, snark, youtube

Why Whitey Can’t Vote
Read more at Phawker.

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RIGHT WING SELF-MUTILATING DOOFUS ADMITS SELF-MUTILATION

How fucking stupid can you get?
Now that she’s engraved a [backwards] letter B into her cheek maybe she can get a job as the Red Sox mascot.
Or maybe it’ll serve as a reminder not to be a BUTTHEAD, and to use her BRAINS in the future.
One thing’s certain: Ashley’s not workign the front [...]

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MORE GOP HEADS EXPLODE: BILL WELD ENDORSES OBAMA

Posted by Brendan on October 24th, 2008 filed in elections, politics, snark

It’s been said that conservatism doesn’t fail, but individual politicians fail conservatism. That sound you hear is GOP hearts breaking and heads exploding, as another GOP patrician fails conservativism:
Former Massachusetts Gov. William Weld, a Republican, is endorsing Democrat Barack Obama for president, citing the senator’s steady leadership, good judgment and ability to unify Democrats, Republicans [...]

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