Archive for the 'right wing dingalings' Category
Piggie of the Week: Charles Murray
You’ve probably heard about Charles Murray: he’s the right-wing clow— I mean Very Serious Scholar Who Is Not a Racist At All So Stop Saying That— who is currently shitting all over Fishtown.
Well fuck him. I’d like to see Brad Lidge use his fat head for batting practice.
Piggie of the Week, 2/1/2012: AP Ticker’s Psychedelic Awakening
As you may know, it is the “Year of the Bible” in Pennsylvania, thanks to unanimous support, from republicans and demmocrats alike, for a resolution introduced by Rep. Rick Saccone.
I had a lively phone conversation with Saccone’s office before we produced this one, in which I kept listing all the Bible laws that might be [...]
Read More..>>Scrapple News: Dateline January 31, 2012
This week in Scrapple News: Chris Christie is an ignorant racist fuck! Mitt Romney is a robot who wants to be a real boy! And, Joe Paterno is still dead. That and more!
Read More..>>Piggie of the Week: Have a Nice, Steaming Hot Cup of Semen, Courtesy of the PA Dept. of Public Welfare
Not exactly safe for work…
Read More..>>Piggie of the Week: A Modest Proposal for Governor Tom Corbett
Governor Tom Corbett to PA’s working poor: “I hope you and your kids starve to death.”
AP Ticker has a more modest proposal:
Pennsylvania’s Shame: One More Step Toward Gilead
Kermit Gosnell, and the opportunists that followed. For Shame, Pennsylvania. You’ll come to regret this day.
Read More..>>Senator Robert Bob Casey: Piggie of the Week
Bob Casey doesn’t stand up for his constituents: he stands up for corporations and the prison industrial complex. He is a bad man, a coward, and not fit to hold office in Pennsylvania.
Read More..>>Thoughts on Jesus and Joey Vento
Hot off the griddle from Scrapple TV. Please share with your xenophobic friends.
And now a thought on Jesus and Joey Vento. No, not Jesus Christ: if he really was Yahweh made flesh, then whatever He and Joey have to talk about is not my concern.
No, I’m talking about Jesus Ayala, who I worked [...]
Eleven Dimensional Chess
Listening to WHYY’s rebroadcast of Radio Times, which deals with the impact of Tom Corbett’s methodically mad and deeply cruel spending cuts, reminded me of something I think it’s important to repeat.
Just so we’re clear, Tom Corbett and the rest of the newly-elected right wing governors care about re-election about as much as Mohammed Atta [...]
Allyson Schwartz Should Shut Her Piehole about Wiener’s Wiener
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Oh look, here’s pennsylvania’s favorite family-destroying scold, Allyson Schwartz, calling for Anthony Wiener do step down. Someone tell this loudmouthed sack of shit to shut her piehole.
Let’s get some shit straight, shall we? Anthony Wiener’s penis pictures don’t hurt me. They don’t damage my relationship with my fiancee. They don’t take money [...]
