Archive for the 'ridiculous' Category
Portrait of the Artist, Draped in the Red White and Blue
Jessica Simpson has NOTHING on me.
Read More..>>I Must Have Hurted Someone’s Widdle Feewings Today
Looks like I hurt someone’s feewings today when i called u, again, about the bailout. My buddy Noz got a hit from the Senate Seargeant at Arms, using my name as a search term.
Awww, did i hurt widdle Booby Casey’s feewings? or was it Arlen Speculum that can’t deal with criticism? Awwww, the [...]
Laura Ingraham is Jealous of Meghan Mccain’s Womanly Figure
Laura Ingraham in her natural habitat
Meeeeeeowwww
Noted right-wing howler monkey, Skeletor impersonator and stick-insect stand-in Laura Ingraham hit the airwaves today with ad hominem attacks against Meghan McCain, who recently criticized the more extreme wings of the GOP. apparently, Ingraham couldn’t really deny McCain’s charges, so instead she chose to go after McCain’s shapeliness:
INGRAHAM (mocking): [...]
Michael Steele IS The Blizzard
SLIWA: Because he is — when guys look at him and young women look at him — they say oh, that’s the slumdog millionaire, governor. So, give me some slum love.
STEELE: I love it. (inaudible) … some slum love out to my buddy. Gov. Bobby Jindal is doing a friggin’ awesome job in his state. [...]
Bobby Jindal Has a Future Alright
Maybe David Brooks is disappointed in Bobby Jindal, but not me: he has a wonderful future.
He’s a perfect replacement for Casey Kasem, host of “America’s Top 40″.
Here’s Jindal:
And here’s Casey:
Read More..>>This Is a Joke, Right
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This is a joke, right? I mean, this can’t be serious. Is Joe Wurzelbacher now officially going by “Joe the Plumber”, like the Iron Sheik or some other WWF character?
No wonder conservatism has lost its way. It’s become the political philosophy of idiots and charlatans..
This can’t be serious. Joe the fucking [...]
Oblivious
Sarah Palin pardons a turkey, while others meet a not-so-pleasant fate. Watch the guy in back of her, especially around the 1:40 mark.
This is a great: it’s a metaphor for the entire McPalin campaign.
The Wailing and Gnashing of Teeth Begins, Plans for a Purge Develop
Press play before scrolling down, because this post requires a soundtrack.
Melissa Manchester, “Don’t Cry Out Loud”
The GOP and their supporters are having an epic meltdown. The circular firing squad has begun.
Here’s Michelle Malkin, ripping John McCain a brand new asshole (to match the one on his face) for trashing Sarah Palin:
The anonymous trashing of Sarah [...]
“Spread the Wealth” Attacks Don’t Work
My conservative buddy sent me the following jpeg (click to enlarge):
Leaving aside for the time being the fact that this is a really bad photoshop job, this is simply an attack that won’t work.
First of all, as I mentioned to my pal, this notion that because Michelle Obama can afford a lobster dinner, [...]
REPUBLICAN MICHELLE BACHMANN: CONGRESS HATES AMERICA.
Via Daily Kos: Michelle Bachmann is as stupid and ignorant as she is off her rocker..
She’s got those same crazy eyes like McCain, as she rattles off catchphrases like some kind of autistic automaton. It’s weird: the more she talks the more the stupid just oozes out of her pores. It’s as if [...]
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