Archive for the 'ridiculous' Category
Oblivious
Sarah Palin pardons a turkey, while others meet a not-so-pleasant fate. Watch the guy in back of her, especially around the 1:40 mark.
This is a great: it’s a metaphor for the entire McPalin campaign.
The Wailing and Gnashing of Teeth Begins, Plans for a Purge Develop
Press play before scrolling down, because this post requires a soundtrack.
Melissa Manchester, “Don’t Cry Out Loud”
The GOP and their supporters are having an epic meltdown. The circular firing squad has begun.
Here’s Michelle Malkin, ripping John McCain a brand new asshole (to match the one on his face) for trashing Sarah Palin:
The anonymous trashing of Sarah [...]
“Spread the Wealth” Attacks Don’t Work
My conservative buddy sent me the following jpeg (click to enlarge):
Leaving aside for the time being the fact that this is a really bad photoshop job, this is simply an attack that won’t work.
First of all, as I mentioned to my pal, this notion that because Michelle Obama can afford a lobster dinner, [...]
REPUBLICAN MICHELLE BACHMANN: CONGRESS HATES AMERICA.
Via Daily Kos: Michelle Bachmann is as stupid and ignorant as she is off her rocker..
She’s got those same crazy eyes like McCain, as she rattles off catchphrases like some kind of autistic automaton. It’s weird: the more she talks the more the stupid just oozes out of her pores. It’s as if [...]
Read More..>>Our God Is an Awesome God, And He Can Kick Your God’s Ass.
So saith a nutball preacher at a McKKKain rally this weekend. It’s insane. Marshall’s comments…
It conjures up bad Japanese movies, or the fanciful musings of 10-year-old boys. Who would win between King Kong and Godzilla? Between Allah and Vishnu? Does the Christian god have an unfair advantage because he’s three in one?
…echo some I [...]
“Hire Rapper Ludacris to Paint It Black”
That’s what Bobby May, McCain’s campaign representative in Buchanan County, VA believes Obama will do to the White House if he wins the election (warning, pdf). Get it? A BLACK person will be in the WHITE house, so he’ll need to drop by Sherwin Williams! Isn’t that HILARIOUS? HAHAHAH–
Also, the National Anthem will be [...]
White Trash Wedding
It’s the disgusting gift that keeps on giving and giving and giving:
McCain is expected to have a front-row seat at Bristol’s wedding and to benefit from the outpouring of goodwill that it could bring. “What’s the downside?” a source inside the McCain campaign said. “It would be wonderful. I don’t know that there has ever [...]
One Punchline After Another, And Feeling Sorry for Bristol
Well, I guess we know now how it was that Bristol Palin wound up preggers.
Her mom must have burned the “how to use a condom” instructions:
Stein says that as mayor, Palin continued to inject religious beliefs into her policy at times. “She asked the library how she could go about banning books,” he says, because [...]
I’m Beginning to Think Max Blumenthal is an Idiot
UPDATE BELOW (and partly re-written thanks to the #@%% server crashing and losing half my text)
I’m not one to go after other lefty bloggers, but Max Blumenthal’s Toby Keith diatribes are becoming more than a little much to take without mockery.
I think it’s long been accepted in the blogsphere that bloggers really aren’t responsible [...]
John Rich: Clown
According to Country Standard Time, John Rich, country star and homophobe, has written an anthem for John McCain, who Rich apparently is man-crushing.
According to Associated Press, the song includes the lyrics, “He stayed strong, stayed extra long til they let all the other boys out. Now we’ve got a real man with an American plan, [...]
