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Richard Cohen’s Head: A Hole in Which Hopes Are Buried
Those of us who once advocated this war are humbled. It’s not just that we grossly underestimated the enemy. We vastly overestimated the Bush administration.
This is Richard Cohen’s first half-hearted stab at an apology.
The ugly emptiness will remind us always to be wary of the grand schemes of politicians. They can’t build a building. They [...]
E&P, Atrios Agree: Cohen is a Wanker
Ahh, the joys of being frist, I mean first.
Yesterday, I opined that Richard Cohen, muffler-wearing, cocktail-weenie inhaling ding-a-ling from the Washington Post, should gargle my schwetty schwetty schcrotum for his latest editorial droppings, “Bush Wanted War.”
As I never tire of pointing out, Rich was one of those “liberal hawks” who was certain war was necessary, [...]
“The Last Blue State Skeptic”: or “Why Richard Cohen Can Lick My Schwetty Schwetty Schcrotum
A schlemiel is taking his morning stroll when he happens upon a massive pile of what is obviously dogshit.
The moron scratches his head. “Sure looks like shit.”
Sticks his nose in it. “Sure smells like shit.”
Squeezes the wet turd between his fingers. “Sure feels like shit.”
Finally, he takes a big bite of the poop. [...]
Open Letter to Richard Cohen
OK, let me get this straight:
Richard Cohen says “To overlook the xenophobic element in this controversy is to overlook the obvious. It is what propelled the squabble and what sustains it. Bush put his finger on it right away. “What I find interesting is that it’s okay for a British company to manage some ports, [...]
Another Letter to Richard Cohen
This is a long one.
After reading Richard Cohen’s latest steaming offering, I think I have finally grasped why it is he
is so wrong on so many issues: the man is heavily burdened with denying his complicity in the Iraq mess that he has turned to drugs or alcohol, and possibly both. How else to explain [...]
Letter to Richard Cohen
Richard Cohen’s latest column, an ode to the jolly, cuddly, peace-loving farmer/war criminal Ariel Sharon, is so disgusting, so disingenuous, and so filled with distortions, lies, and whitewash, I find it impossible to actually finish reading it.
Cohen desperately needs to retire: he has been on the wrong side of everything for the past five years [...]
Richard Cohen is a Moron
Richard Cohen takes his daily laxative, and lays the following steaming pile of commentary in the fetid commode he calls his column: “If the best we can say for it is that the end justifies the means, then we have not only lost the argument — but a bit of our soul as well.” [...]
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