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LTE: Richard Cohen is an Idiot
Mr Cohen:
Ignoring the fact that you have been wrong on just
about everything since 2000, from Bush, to Iraq, to
Katrina, your most recent column is offensive, stupid,
ill-thought out, and a reflection of your personal
shallowness and inability to think coherently. I do
not know why the Washington Post keeps a buffoon like
yourself on its staff.
Throughout your piece, [...]
Richard Cohen, Homewrecker
Mr. Cohen professed great anger with Mr.Clinton’s infidelity during the 1990s.
Odd reaction for a man who broke up Peter Jennigns marriage by having an affair with the guy’s wife:
Kati and Peter met in London in 1977 and were engaged after three dates. They married in 1979 and divorced in April, 1994. Their marriage was described [...]
More Cohen letters
Hard to keep up…
This is a long one.
After reading Richard Cohen’s latest steaming
offering, I think I have finally grasped why it is he
is so wrong on so many issues: the man is heavily
burdened with denying his complicity in the Iraq mess
that he has turned to drugs or alcohol, and possibly
both. How else to explain the [...]
Another Cohen Letter
Tue, 22 Nov 2005
“What’s more, when Hussein Kamel was still a defector
and being debriefed in Jordan, he said he had no
knowledge of a current nuclear weapons program. Iraq’s
uranium enrichment program — a prerequisite for a
weapons program — had been dormant since the Gulf War
in 1991.”
But that’s not what you said then Richard, remember?
You kept saying [...]
Why Richard Cohen Is the Dunderheaded Idiot He Is.
I have never been highly skilled with math, a personal trait that is personally embarrassing. A lot of my poor math skills comes from having poor teachers, and oddly enough aggravated by my father’s mastery with numbers. Instead of explaining clearly why y=mx + b, my father woudl go on these long, all-encompassing [...]
Read More..>>Cohen Tries to Jump on the Antiwar bandwagon
March 30th post on Richard Cohen:
“The Last Blue State Skeptic”: or “Why Richard Cohen Can Lick My Schwetty Schwetty Schcrotum
A schlemiel is taking his morning stroll when he happens upon a massive pile of what is obviously dogshit.
The moron scratches his head. “Sure looks like shit.”
Sticks his nose in it. “Sure smells like shit.”
Squeezes [...]
Bested, but not Beaten!
Mr. Black is having some fun with Richard “WATB” Cohen today. Atrios bested me yesterday with his Cohen’s “Greatest Hits”.
Throughout the day, I will be republishing some recent letters about Mr. Cohen sent to his employers at the Washington Post. All letters were cc-ed to Richard, aka cohenr@washpost.com.
Here’s one in response to Wrongway [...]
Cohen: Wankalicious Wankery. Or: I Am Bested!
I was SO hoping to get the time to rip the mental midget, drooling imbecile, and all-around nincompoop gelding known as Richard Cohen a new fartlocker after his prissy and predicatable whining about Stephen Colbert and his follow up column, entitled “Waah I am a Big Fucking Crybaby” about the mail he received [...]
Read More..>>Mr. and Mrs. Howell
I’ve been following John Avarosis’s recent observations about Katherine Graham’s son, as well as similar questions raised about accountability and bias with regard to numerous Washington Post muckety mucks like Fred Hiatt, Deborah Howell, and Jim Brady.
This is going to be a disappointingly petty post. If you’re looking for pithy, witty political thingies, you’re at [...]
Richard Cohen’s Head: A Hole in Which Hopes Are Buried
Those of us who once advocated this war are humbled. It’s not just that we grossly underestimated the enemy. We vastly overestimated the Bush administration.
This is Richard Cohen’s first half-hearted stab at an apology.
The ugly emptiness will remind us always to be wary of the grand schemes of politicians. They can’t build a building. They [...]

