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Well, DO ya?
I heard this song last night in a John Waters movie, and now it’s in my head.
Read More..>>The Story of a Christmas Tree
Once upon a time, in a little grove far off in the Big Woods, lived a pine tree. His name was Piney, and he lived among his friends and family, including Coney, Sprucey, Tree-y, Cedary, and Needles.
Life was happy in the Big Woods, if uneventful. Being a tree, Piney had no use for calendars, [...]
Villa Alegre!
John Col woke up with Sesame Street in his head.
That got me thinking about 70s public tv, and then this wound up in MY head:
Sorry about that.
Read More..>>Frogs: i’ve got drugs
Read More..>>Revenge of the Van
After completing the $5.00 repair on the van, which had shut me down on the George Washington Bridge in the middle of the 1998 post-Thanksgiving rush, my vehicle was a lot more reliable (although every once in awhile the engine had this strange way of continuing to crank a few times after I shut the [...]
Read More..>>A Long Time Ago, I Interviewed to be a Smut Peddler
A NATIONAL PORN conglomerate based in Center City was raided by the FBI, the IRS and local authorities early yesterday, but federal officials remain tight-lipped about what exactly they were seeking.
The feds, carrying search warrants, descended on the corporate offices of National A-1 Advertising, on 7th Street near Chestnut, about 9 a.m., reported AVN.com, an [...]
Deep Thought
One has to be really careful to thoroughly comb the Royal Crown pomade through the hair, or it looks like someone ejaculated all over you.
Read More..>>Meg Whitman is RIGHT!
There is precious little I agree with when it comes to Meg Whitman, corporatist stooge/republican liar/immigration hypocrite/abusive employer, but I have to applaud her link to whoever this bass player is:
The fact that he’s wearing a tutu is awesome. But even better is his eight-string bass, and his right-hand technique.
So yes, I give [...]
Pomade Review: Royal Crown
My usual pomade for big pomped up hair is Murray’s Superior.
It’s super-stiff, and almost hurts when I comb it through my hair. Murray’s is so strong that when I apply it on Sunday, I can wash my hair Monday morning and still have enough leftover for a respectable pompadour.
This weekend while shopping for a [...]
The Rent is Too Damn High Party
ya know, people are having a good laugh at this guy, but honestly, i cannot find one thing i disagree with him on.
more here. Is Jimmy McMillan crazy? Probably, but he’s a much nicer form of crazy than those awful teabagger people, who want kids to starve, people to get sick and die, and the [...]
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