Archive for the 'random' Category
Song for Eric Cantor
Since he acts like a 5-year old, I figured this Electric Company video from the 1970s is a good fit.
Also, I like the fact the actors look like Don Rumsfeld, with a Philly accent, and Condoleeza Rice.
Read More..>>Lori Klausutis
For some reason, I’m getting tons of hits on a year old post about Lori Klausutis, the young woman found dead under right-wing liar Joe Scarborough’s desk in DC.
I have no idea why that is. Firedoglake had a piece about Marko “Daily Kos” Moulitsas being banned from Scarborough’s show , but that doesn’t link [...]
Elvis Speaks
Although I have spent my life violently allergic to cats, for the past 2-3 years I have owned two. Henry, a big grey tabby, was the first to move in. I think I wrote about him here before, but I’m too lazy to find the link. He was lingering on my porch in January 2009, [...]
Read More..>>Slurf
The past couple of weeks have been one hell of a marathon.
My fiancee took a job in NYC and we’ve been spending the past two Saturdays moving her stuff up to her new apartment (don’t ask me if I’m moving, I don’t know yet. Certainly not until 2012.)
At the same time, I’ve been running like [...]
April Fools! (He Had the Change Done at the Shop)
Read More..>>How to Turn Your Child Into a Psychological Time Bomb
I’m sorry this actually exists, yet at the same time I’m NOT sorry.
Sure, the song’s stuck in your head. And the images associated with it are uncomfortable. And the way the child dances suggests that the pee pee did not so much end up in his bed as much as it ended up in [...]
Read More..>>And Now, a Giant Singing, Dancing Flamboyantly Gay Fig
…and they wonder why so many kids who grew up in the 1970s and 80s are so weird.
Read More..>>Product Review: Layrite Super Hold vs. Murray’s Superior Pomade
I’ve been greasing my hair into a pomp for about a year now, relying on the ubiquitous Murray’s Superior Pomade for height…
…with a little Royal Crown on the sides for extra shine.
The problem with both of these classic products is that, being made primarily of petroleum, it is verrrrrrry difficult to get the stuff out [...]
Read More..>>She Likes Kielbasa Better than Fish
The video and sound quality are a little scrappy, but this is a great polka:
Read More..>>Nothin’
Everytime I think I have something to say, I realize I don’t. I’m assuming y’all don’t need me to deconstruct and parse Toby Keith’s “How Do You Like Me Now”. [the answer, by the way, is “I still don’t because you’re a dick.” At least that’s what the woman the song is directed at [...]
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