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It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia
“Here we go!” my mom said excitedly as we all sat down for dinner this past weekend.
“Whaddya mean ‘here we go’?” I asked.
“It’s our first electric bill since we installed solar panels,” mom replied, as she tore open the envelope. “YES!!” she shouted, pumping her fist in the air. “THIRTY-FIVE DOLLARS!”
“What does the bill usually [...]
Sample
And I was foggy rather groggy, you helped me to my car
The binding belt enclosing me, a Sample in a Jar…
Trey, I mean ERNEST, Anastasio arrested for DWI.
Dude… all that time watching hippies get busted at your concerts, and you learned nothing?
Shove the pills up your ass next time!

