Archive for the 'comedy' Category
The Penguin.
A penguin is driving around Antarctica in his penguin car when all of a sudden, there’s a pop and a hiss, and the car stalls out. Luckily, there’s a garage right across the street, so the penguin pushes his car into the bay.
“Come back in an hour,” says the mechanic, “and I’ll have an estimate [...]
Stanhope: Would You Believe?
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I Got a Kidney Shaped Pool With a Stone In It.
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So Fackin’ Retahhded. How Retahhded? WICKED Fackin’ Retahhded.
My brother Ray has been having a field day with the Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s deadly attack on Boston’s finest.
I guess it’s kind of old news by now, but to recap: a guerilla marketing scheme that’s been running for three weeks in 10 different cities (including Philly) cause the Boston PD to collapse in absolute [...]
Condi Rice: Boxer v. Bush
When Barbara Boxer said,
Who pays the price? Who pays the price? I’m not going to pay a personal price. My kids are too old and my grandchild is too young. You’re not going to pay a particular price, as I understand it, with an immediate family
to Condi Rice, the usual crowd of howler [...]
Myspace Exchange
—————– Original Message —————–
From: Kris
Date: Jan 5 2007 3:00 AM
How’s it goin? I’m Kristy, I just moved to the Philadelphia area and I wanna meet a nice guy around here :-). I moved here to Pennsylvania a couple of weeks ago for work and now that I’m here I have nobody to hang [...]
Ted Forth’s Christmas Surprise (Or Sal, Get a Grip)
If you completely ignore the text in today’s “Sally Forth” you can see that something else is going on besides two parents sitting in front of the fire.
Something more like this:
Ted’s expression in the final panel is priceless.
Poor guy: he was waiting for this all year, and Hillary had to go and ruin it. Again.
Let the Feats of Strength Commence!
Via Philly Bits, aluminum pole sales are up this year. Why?
Festivus!
Inspired by Matt Taibbi
Because the really thorny questions are the specifics: when do we leave, and, more importantly, what do we offer Iran and Syria in return for their cooperation, what horrifying inevitable humiliation will we be prepared to suffer at their hands, and what form will talks with those gloating countries take?
OK guys, enough fuckin’ around. [...]
Read More..>>Drugs Are Like That
You have to wait for about the 50 second mark, but you’ll hear the best anti-drug song ever. It totally makes me want to take drugs. I haven’t posted part 2, but whoever sings the closing theme sounds like he’s done about a gazillion bonghits. not little ones either, those massive two-foot [...]
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