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Right Wingers Hate Attractive Arab Women
Via Balloon juice, the right wing freakout over the new Miss USA, who’s Arab American, Muslim, and oh yeah, drop-dead fucking gorgeous has begun. It’s entertaining.
let’s start with Debbie Schlussel, who writes:
I don’t just wonder if this whole contest is rigged. I have a feeling that it is. Clearly, there is affirmative [...]
Sestak gets In a Few Zingers
My ambivalence about the PA race between Specter and Sestak is well-known, but credit where credit is due: Sestak’s team just put out a zinger of a press release. It doesn’t look like it’s available yet online, so I’ll print it in full. if Sestak doesn’t win election, he’s got a hell of a career [...]
Read More..>>Hitler Reacts to the Inquirer auction
Read More..>>I Am No Longer Breaking the Law (In Virginia)
FAIRFAX, Va. – A man charged with indecent exposure after two women said they saw him naked inside his own home was acquitted Wednesday by a Virginia jury.
Erick Williamson, 29, has argued since his October arrest that he should not be punished for being naked in the privacy of his own home…
In December, a judge [...]
Taking Leave of their Census
Right wingers are fucking idiots. With Erick Erickson, doubly-so:
This is crazy. What gives the Commerce Department the right to ask me how often I flush my toilet? Or about going to work? I’m not filling out this form. I dare them to try and come throw me in jail. I dare them to. Pull out [...]
Funny Jokes
While you consider the health care bill, with its restrictions on abortion access, I’d like you to consider the following funny jokes embedded in the Democratic Party Platform(pardon the pdf):
“We will never put ideology above women’s health.” (p. 15)
“The Democratic Party strongly and unequivocally supports Roe v. Wade and a woman’s right to choose a [...]
More on the Teabags
Here’s something I just don’t get about conservatives.
Here you have a group of people who consider themselves tough, clear-eyed realists. Remember when they were planning the war in Iraq (i use that term “planning” loosely)? they were all about “black coffee breakfasts” and shock and awe. When Americans torment and torture Muslim prisoners by [...]
The Gift That Keeps On Giving
You may remember that last year, I went to the Philadelphia pathetic hissy fit Tea Bag Party, and had some fun at the expense of the lunatics. One of the shots my brother Ray took may have even ended up on Bill O’Reilly’s show, described as “so cile I can’t show it” or some such [...]
Read More..>>Crazy[est]
Fixed with the proper embed code
Perhaps the most unique, agonized, and inspiring version of the Patsy Cline classic ever. A must-see.
Read More..>>SMACKDOWN
On Valentine’s Day, one of my favorite cartoons, the family guy aired an episode in which one of the main characters woos and dates a girl with Down Syndrome (you can watch it at the link, but warning: NSFW).
If you’ve watched the show, you know that calling Family Guy’s humor “caustic” is like calling John [...]
