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Proponents Of “Permanent Republican Majority” and Criminalized Dissent Decry One-Party Rule and Criminalized Dissent
Speaking of the horrors of one-party rule, here’s conservative David Frum:
One-party government, of course, will intensify those temptations. And as the federal government succumbs, officeholders will become more and more comfortable holding that stake. The current urgency to liquidate the government’s position will subside. The United States needs Republicans and conservatives to monitor the way [...]
BIDEN EATS WINGNUT’S LUNCH, PROCEEDS TO DRINK MILKSHAKE
“How is Obama not being a Marxist.”
Read More..>>Austrian Neo-Nazi Actually Closet Queen
Via digy:
The successor of the Austrian far-right leader Jörg Haider was dismissed yesterday after he revealed a “special” relationship “far beyond” friendship with his former mentor.
In emotional interviews with the national broadcaster and a tabloid newspaper Stefan Petzner spoke openly about his affair with Haider, who died at the age of 58 in a [...]
Priceless
Jane Hamsher adds, “The dress worn by Michelle Obama on The View, which everyone loved, cost $148.”
So while you’re out stretching your paycheck like Dick Cheney working a detainee on the rack, while you’re using your credit card to fill holes your wages can’t cover and getting raped with 26% interest, while you’re watching your [...]
CHOOSY TERRORISTS CHOOSE MCKKKAIN
Ackerman wants to know why John McKKKain pals around with terrorists. Why? Because al Qaeda endorses John McKKKain:
Al-Qaida supporters suggested in a Web site message this week they would welcome a pre-election terror attack on the U.S. as a way to usher in a McCain presidency.
The message, posted Monday on the password-protected al-Hesbah Web site, [...]
AMERICANS FACE FINANCIAL RUIN: MCKKKAIN CAMPAIGN SPEND $150K ON PALIN’S CLOTHES
While the rest of America is struggling to makes ends meet (some putting off the purchase of necessary prescription drugs), watching our retirement packages collapse, and losing their homes, the McKKKain campaign is spending $150,000 on Sarah Palin’s wardrobe (and her family’s wardrobe too!):
The Republican National Committee has spent more than $150,000 to clothe and [...]
Rush Limbaugh is Bitter. We Know He Clings to Oxy-Contins and Smuggled Viagra, No Word of Guns and God
The Fat Blob on Colin Powell’s endorsement:
“Secretary Powell says his endorsement is not about race,” Limbaugh wrote in an e-mail. “OK, fine. I am now researching his past endorsements to see if I can find all the inexperienced, very liberal, white candidates he has endorsed. I’ll let you know what I come up with.”
As for [...]
A Picture’s Worth 1000 Words
Yessss, maaaaster: Igor will do your bidding!
Who does John McCain remind me of? Who could it be?
Read More..>>Gramps McKKKain Gets Forgetful
“Zero?!?!”
Read More..>>Barack Obama: Too Black For America
Too funny.
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