Archive for October, 2010
Return of the Van
In the last post, I mentioned that the minivan would be back. Here is the second chilling tale of the van.
After making the inaugural trip to Philadelphia, and losing the muffler in the process, the van and I began our daily relationship driving back and forth to my advertising job. It was a [...]
Remember Why You Need to Vote for Democrats
We Americans have short memories: here’s a little refresher as to who ruined the economy; who started a needless wasteful war in Iraq; who was warned months before September 11 that bin laden was determined to strike in the US with airplanes; who it was that turned a record surplus into a crushing deficit; [...]
Read More..>>Open Letter to U.S. secretary of transportation Ray LaHood
Dear Secretary LaHood:
As a resident of Philadelphia, PA, a city affected with nearly 10% unemployment and decrepit transit infrastructure, I read your October 29th guest editorial in the New Jersey Star-Ledger with deep interest. I share your disappointment in Governor Christie’s decision to kill the ARC project: I believe the decision was foolish, driven [...]
A Long Time Ago, I Interviewed to be a Smut Peddler
A NATIONAL PORN conglomerate based in Center City was raided by the FBI, the IRS and local authorities early yesterday, but federal officials remain tight-lipped about what exactly they were seeking.
The feds, carrying search warrants, descended on the corporate offices of National A-1 Advertising, on 7th Street near Chestnut, about 9 a.m., reported AVN.com, an [...]
Pat Toomey: He Really IS the Manchurian Candidate
Do you support jobs in Pennsylvania? Vote for Joe Sestak.
Read More..>>Jimmy McMillan Writes a Column: The Rent is STILL Too Damn High
This is a great piece:
First, reverse each and every foreclosure where bankers filed false documents. Arrest those bankers, right now. Filing false documents in court is illegal. Treat the banks like any other racketeering organisation that schemes to make millions by breaking the law. Bring the paddywagon, and give all these homes back to the [...]
Deep Thought
One has to be really careful to thoroughly comb the Royal Crown pomade through the hair, or it looks like someone ejaculated all over you.
Read More..>>Rand Paul Volunteer Tim Profitt: I Stomped that Woman
Add Tim Profitt, Rand Paul volunteer, to the He-Man Woman Haters’ Club. After courageously hiding and bravely not taking responsibility for his actions, Profitt said he was sorry (that he got caught, no doubt) and is facing a criminal summons:
Tim Profitt, a volunteer with Paul’s campaign, apologized on Tuesday and told The Associated Press that [...]
Mike Pezzano Likes Beating Women and Getting High
he also likes guns. Did I mention “beating up women”? Mike Pezzano likes that too. i wish he didn’t like getting stoned, he gives a bad name to stoners everywhere. Seriously, the majority of pot-smokers aren’t interested in ganging up on women and beating them up for talking out of turn.
here’s his “avatar” [...]
I have Changed My Mind.
I’ve changed my mind. A libertarian friend on facebook reminded me of the health care finger biter, and gave me a brief lecture on “moral authority”.
Sheriff’s Capt. Frank O’Hanlon says about 100 people were rallying for health care reform Wednesday night at a Thousand Oaks street corner, when one of them walked across the street [...]
