No, I. Goldberg, I’m Not Paying $40.00 for a Pair of Converse All-Star High-Tops.

criticism, economy, wtf?? July 23rd, 2010

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I went down to I. Goldberg today to pick up a pair of Converse All-Stars today. You know the shoe: canvas uppers, rubber sole, metal grommet eyelets and vents. I have a soft spot for them dating back to my punk-rock skater days, and in fact wear them at my rockabilly gigs for a little 50s punk flair. the pair I have is wearing out quickly, and I need to replace them.

Let’s make one thing clear about the All-Star: despite the shoe’s classic looks, these are not quality footwear. The canvas is thin and tears easily. There’s neither ankle nor arch support, and the eyelets have a bad habit of popping out. They fall apart, a tribute to their cheap manufacture.

And yet these shoes go for $40.00 at I. Goldberg. And the low-top version goes for an inexplicable $50.00!!!

I was planning on tearing the I. Goldberg company a new asshole for gouging their customers, but when I looked into buying them straight from the converse company, they were closer to $45.00.

With all due respect Converse, WTF? The All-Star, if it were properly named, would probably be the “No-Star”. They are not made from durable, long-lasting materials. They’re not even particularly good for your feet! The one thing they have going for them is the classic look, and as a function before form kinda guy, that is not enough to convince me to buy your shoe. Not when I can get something that looks exactly the same for far less at my local Payless Shoes. Not when I can find a used pair for $5.00 or less at my local thrift store.

On my facebook page, a friend quipped “Ohh, I get it: you think the price of things is related to their WORTH?! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA”.

he’s got a point: as a society, we don’t necessarily price anything by what it’s worth anymore. depending on where you shop, you can buy a flat screen TV for the same price as buying 100 12-ounce cans of Coca-Cola. For that matter, depending on where you shop, that same 12-ounce can of Coke costs as much as a 16-ounce bottle. Prices are just warped by so many factors, from the emphasis on brand over quality, to the Returning to the price of shoes, I can buy Airwalk’s imitation of the Converse-All-Star, identical in every way from materials to place of manufacture, except for the circle-star logo, for about $20.00 less than Converse. Is that little patch on the side REALLY worth an additional $20.00?

Not to this guy. I turned around and walked out of the store. I didn’t even buy the wallet I’d planned on getting, or the Wrangler cowboy cut jeans i like so much. I know I can get both of those things cheaper if I look around. as for the Converse, I found out the company’s owned by Nike, a corporation with a reputation for labor abuses and sweatshop slavery. I’ll either buy my shoes used, or go with an entirely different (and cheaper) brand.

One Response to “No, I. Goldberg, I’m Not Paying $40.00 for a Pair of Converse All-Star High-Tops.”

  1. Glomarization Says:

    Broke my heart when Converse moved their shoe manufacture operations to China. I can’t buy them any more, though I have fond memories of the pairs I wore when I was a teen.

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