Archive for May, 2010
More on Bill Greenlee’s Stupid Music-Killing Bill
Philadelphia Councilman Bill Greenlee’s office fed me a load of bullshit last week and wasted a substantial amount of my time when i called about the odious Bill 100267:
Under the proposed rules, promoters would have to apply for a permit from the Philadelphia Police Department (PPD) 30 days before every single event — meaning if [...]
Gulf Coast Oil Disaster: Obama’s Very Real Culpability
Now with fixed link
The New York Times asks if this is Obama’s Oil Disaster, and every contributor either dodges the issue or says “No.”
With all due respect, that is a load of BULLSHIT. While BP certainly bears the lion’s share of the culpability, Obama is by no means blameless.
You may have noticed [...]
AP Ticker Will Never Poop in Your Coke
Read More..>>Story Time, with Flava Flav
Read More..>>Hey Dick Durbin, Shut Up.
After Tony Hayward makes his ridiculous and impossible promise to “clean up every drop of oil”, Senator Dick Durbin of Illinois engages in some pointless grandstanding. It starts around the 6-minute mark and goes like this:
BP, in my mind no longer stands for “British Petroleum”: it stands for “Beyond Patience”. People have been waiting 34 [...]
President George W. Obama: A Gulf Coast Tragedy
George W. Bush, 2005:
On Sunday, everyone was waiting for Hurricane Katrina, a Category 5 storm, to directly hit New orleans. At the last minute, the hurricane veered east, degrading to a Category 4, and smashing into the Gulf Coast, just east of downtown New Orleans.
While everybody else was waiting and worrying the President was eating [...]
BP CEO Tony Hayward is a DOUCHEBAG.
“I’m devastated.” FUCK YOU, Tony. FUCK YOU. IT’S BEEN 35 FUCKING DAYS.
Read More..>>BP Gives $25 Million to Gulf Coast States to Promote Tourism (After BP Destroys Tourist Attractions)
So sad, so hilarious:
BP is today announcing grants to each of the states of Florida, Alabama, Mississippi and Louisiana to help their Governors promote tourism around the shores of the Gulf of Mexico over the coming months.
This is part of our ongoing commitment to help mitigate the economic impact of the oil spill.
BP is providing [...]
IT HAS BEEN MORE THAN A MONTH
It has been more than a month since BP’s oil rig exploded and started an underwater volcano of oil. Ever since then, it has been a daily disaster, and no one seems to really be noticing.
On Sunday, a new eruption of oil began. When will the government take control away from BP, a foreign [...]
BP Admits More Oil Than They Claimed
BP: Beyond Pricks:
BP conceded Thursday that more oil than it estimated is gushing into the Gulf of Mexico as heavy crude washed into Louisiana’s wetlands for the first time, feeding worries and uncertainty about the massive monthlong spill.
Mark Proegler, a spokesman for oil giant BP PLC, said a mile-long tube inserted into a leaking pipe [...]
