Archive for April, 2010
Boomin’ Granny
Step one: Press Play:
(lyircs here)
Then read this, making sure your stomach is empty:
Pearl Carter, 72, says she has never been happier after beginning an incestuous relationship with her 26-year-old grandchild Phil Bailey.
The pensioner, from Indiana, US, is using her pension to pay a surrogate mother so they can have a child, reports New Zealand’s New [...]
Offshore Oil DRilling Banned Again
Well, THAT was quick:
No new offshore drilling will be authorized until authorities learn what caused the explosion of the rig Deepwater Horizon, an aide to President Barack Obama said Friday as oil oozed ashore in Louisiana.
Senior adviser David Axelrod also defended the administration’s response to the April 20 accident in the Gulf of Mexico, [...]
Thank You, Officer Escobar
Officer Martin Escobar is suing the Arizona state government for violating the civil rights of Latinos:
Officer Martin H. Escobar claims in the suit that the law will “seriously impede law enforcement investigations and facilitate the successful commission of crimes.”
He also says there are no “race-neutral criteria or basis to suspect or identify who is lawfully [...]
Sestak gets In a Few Zingers
My ambivalence about the PA race between Specter and Sestak is well-known, but credit where credit is due: Sestak’s team just put out a zinger of a press release. It doesn’t look like it’s available yet online, so I’ll print it in full. if Sestak doesn’t win election, he’s got a hell of a career [...]
Read More..>>Hitler Reacts to the Inquirer auction
Read More..>>Boycotting Arizona in Philadelphia
Angry about Arizona’s fascist and racist laws? Here’s how to cause some pain for a racist police state: stop buying products and using services whose headquarters are based there. For example, we buy toys for our cats at PetSmart. Or rather, we did: I just called them and explained that, while their company wasn’t to [...]
Read More..>>Movin’ My Money
Joe Hoeffel, a Democrat running for Governor of PA, encourages voters to move their money from giant banks like Bank of America, Wachovia, and others that are currently being propped up by the taxpayer, and put it in smaller community banks and federally-insured credit unions. In fact, he sent me a press release:
Hoeffel outlined [...]
Dream
I normally don’t remember my dreams, but I had a particularly vivid one this morning.
I was at a funeral in some rural area: the sky was overcast and there was a white country church in the foreground, and woods in the background. As the people (none of who i knew) gathered around, I noticed [...]
Pomp
From the side…
…and from the front:
The best part is that when I washed out [most of] the pomade, it left me looking like David Tennant, which Christina just loves.
Read More..>>happy birthday, baby
Christina is 30 today. Happy birthday sweetie, I love you!
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