Brendan Calling

Funny Jokes

While you consider the health care bill, with its restrictions on abortion access, I’d like you to consider the following funny jokes embedded in the Democratic Party Platform(pardon the pdf):

“We will never put ideology above women’s health.” (p. 15)

“The Democratic Party strongly and unequivocally supports Roe v. Wade and a woman’s right to choose a safe and legal abortion, regardless of ability to pay, and we oppose any and all efforts to weaken or undermine that right.” (p. 50)

Get it? HAHAHAHAHA, isn’t that FUNNY?? Isn’t that just the funniest thing you’ve ever read in your entire miserable fucking worthless life?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I’m laughing so hard the tears are rolling. down. my. face.

One Response to “Funny Jokes”

1. sonova Says:
   March 18th, 2010 at 11:44 pm

   goin’ wit da towin’ an’ a-movin’ wit da groovin’