Leeches
Skid Roper and Mojo Nixon: “I Hate Banks”
Pay all your bills on time and have perfect credit? How dare you.
All that responsible behavior is doing nothing for banks. They can’t slap a single overdraft fee or service charge on you. It’s no fun to have you as a customer because, well, you’re just too good!…
If you do everything right and play by the rules, you may be asked to pony up between $29 and $99 a year. Welcome to the new world of banking, where no good deed goes unpunished.
“There is a big segment of their population that they will have never made any money on, which is people who pay their bills on time every month,” a research director at CreditCards.com told CBS News.
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: if bin Laden had instructed his terrorists to fly planes into Bank of America, Citi, Barclays, MBNA, and all the rest, he’d be a national fucking hero.

