Heartbroken Over Jackson? Here’s Help!
Tonight! Pickles! Old Time! Jugs!
And for the record, I don’t think Michael Jackson is any more dead than Ken Lay.
Here you have a guy who has a lot of money, facing all sorts of debts from lawsuits, and who has a demonstrated willingness to alter his appearance radically, as the world enters an era in which we can perform entire face transplants.
It does not take a conspiracy-theorist to wonder if Jackson squirreled away untold millions in a Swiss bank account, faked his own death, and is currently in Dubai (or some other country that ,a href=”http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Does_Dubai_have_an_extradition_treaty_with_the_United_States”>doesn’t extradite) in the operating room at a private hospital having a new face grafted over his own.
So come mourn with the Dill Pickles. and by mourn, I mean “drink a lot of beer and dance around a lot”.
