ZA-ZING!
Ronnie Polaneczky has some fun with John Ensign, the hypocritical, homewrecking homophobe:
The right-wing Nevada senator admitted this week that he’d had an affair with a campaign aide, the wife of one of his employees. Ensign called it “the worst thing I have ever done in my life. If there was ever anything in my life that I could take back, this would be it.”
Snort. I’ll bet.
After all, this blow-dried hypocrite from the craps ‘n’ blackjack state has been a defender of the sanctity of “traditional” marriage ever since he backed a proposed constitutional amendment defining the institution as a union between a man and a woman only….
That’s why I thought it would be helpful to solicit marital advice for Ensign from some local couples whose sturdy unions make them experts on how to keep marriage healthy.
Unlike Ensign, these people are gay. But they seem to have a better handle on the sanctity of the institution than he does.
Let it rip, Kate Williamson.
“My marriage is more about fidelity” than Ensign’s is, says Williamson. She’s a human-resources exec at Campbell’s Soup who recently sanctified her 12-year union with Susan Preston in a church ceremony.
“He should live so long to have what we have,” she sputters.
Williamson goes bonkers at the notion that Ensign is somehow less culpable for his infidelity because he was separated from his wife during his affair. And here’s what she’d say to him about that:
“Your marriage vows don’t include a ‘time-out’,” she says. “There are no ‘except whens.’ You don’t say, ‘I promise to be faithful to you except when I need a breather’ or ‘except when something else comes along.’ “
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