Brendan Calling

The Only Thing I Like Better than Hypocrisy…

…is naked hypocrisy.

The blogosphere is ablaze with buzz about topless and semi-nude photos of controversial anti-gay marriage activist Miss California Carrie Prejean. We hear there’s a whole series of these suckers about to leak. The first photo, which appeared just a few minutes ago on TheDirty.com, shows a woman — who bares a stricking resemblance to the beauty queen — staring seductively into a camera while wearing only a pair of pink panties and using a strategically placed arm to cover her naughty bits.

And the only thing i like more than naked hypocrisy is beer, so in honor (if that’s the right word) of Carrie Prejean’s bible-thumbing sideboob action and sweet-Jesus-tushie, here’s Frank Zappa’s immortal “Titties and Beer”.

4 Responses to “The Only Thing I Like Better than Hypocrisy…”

1. frank Says:
   May 5th, 2009 at 4:35 pm

   Miss Opposite Marriage looks like a Photoshop job to me. The angle of the head and the eyes just ain’t right.

   More to the point, unless you can prove she got naked for a Not Opposite, I don’t see any hypocrisy.

   Dumbness, well, that’s something else.

2. Brendan Says:
   May 6th, 2009 at 8:10 am

   nah, it’s still hypocrisy, as she claims to be a christian who lives by biblical values.

3. Brendan Says:
   May 6th, 2009 at 11:47 am

   thou shalt not bear false witness:

   A honcho at Miss California USA told us Carrie may have violated her contract, because she represented several times in writing that she never posed nude or partially nude for any photo. We’re here to tell you … that’s not true.

   bible values for thee but not necessarily for me!

4. Tim Says:
   May 8th, 2009 at 5:54 am

   Even after I give those Zappa albums you recommended, Skwire, I will continue to think of this tune as “Titties and Bore.” So, so bad. Worse than Phish.