Michael Steele IS The Blizzard

SLIWA: Because he is — when guys look at him and young women look at him — they say oh, that’s the slumdog millionaire, governor. So, give me some slum love.

STEELE: I love it. (inaudible) … some slum love out to my buddy. Gov. Bobby Jindal is doing a friggin’ awesome job in his state. He’s really turned around on some core principles — like hey, government ought not be corrupt. The good stuff … the easy stuff….

Curtis Sliwa: When you used the hip-hop vernacular, man, Barack Obama has bling bling in this stimulus package, you got people’s attention.
Michael Steele: Absolutely. There’s a lot of bling bling — the bling bling’s got bling bling in this package. That’s how bad it is.

Michael Steele, the new hiphop face of the RNC.


Andy Samberg, with flow that puts Steele to shame.

Michael Steele has no skills. He sounds like some old fart trying to “keep it hip and real” with “the kids” with their “bling” and their “rap” and “break dancing.” I have more hip-hop cred than Michael Steele, and my favorite music is freakin’ bluegrass. Shit, I haven’t listened to hip-hop since the early 1990s.

Speaking of the early 1990s, here’s a sample fo the hip hop I was listening to back in the day. I think this video from Ice Cube could be easily addressed to whoever’s buying what RNC MC Mike Steele’s selling: Turn off that bullshit! Turn off that motherfuckin’ radio! (NSFW AT ALL)

2 Responses to “Michael Steele IS The Blizzard”

  1. Kinmo Says:

    Here was my favorite hip-hop to dance with myself to, in a decent drunken/high stupor, of course. Suck on the bonbon wallstreet!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RS4KiVjD3W4

  2. Brendan Calling » Blog Archive » Michael Steele Apologizes, Admits Limbaugh is GOP King Says:

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