Archive for November, 2008
Double Standards
When Christina and I began dating, Sam’s mom told me in no uncertain terms that Sam was not to crawl into bed with the two of us. It would lead to confusion for him, she said. It wasn’t a good idea. Boundaries.
And so, like the straight shooter I am, I have complied 100%. That [...]
Saxby Chambliss is a Dirty Old Man
What is it with Republicans and perversion? You have Mark “Page me!” Foley, Patrick “What murderous Republican homosexual love triangle/escort service?” McHenry, Larry “Wide Stance” Craig, Charlie “Thank heaven I don’t have to get married now” Crist, David “Diapers” Vitter, and a host of others too long to list here.
Watch until the end, when [...]
Why is the Inky Covering a Corporate Deadbeat Team?
Things I Can’t Resist
Boycott the Birds
A blast from the recent past:
AMOUNT OF money the city will save by shutting 11 libraries: $8 million.
Amount of money the Eagles have owed the city for years: $8 million.
It’s a tie!
Actually, it’s more than a tie. It’s an outrage. Back in 1985, when the Eagles were struggling financially – yes, back in the olden [...]
Ed Snider Does a Good Thing
looks like someone stepped up to the plate:
A public-private partnership is stepping up to save three city skating rinks whose futures were on thin ice.
Mayor Nutter and Ed Snider, chairman of Comcast-Spectacor, announced yesterday that the Ed Snider Youth Hockey Foundation would take over operation and programming at three rinks that officials said were targeted [...]
Everybody Poops
Sorry for the extended absence, everyone. Sam is visiting and we’ve been busy. You know that book Everyone Poops? Well, if you’d been at my house for the past three days, you’d think the book should be titled Everybody Poops and Pukes and Has Agonizing Gas Pains and Has Diarrhea.
Sam took the hit [...]
Prayer
Dear God:
I know I’m probably not the best person to come along with a prayer he’d like to have answered. I’m not a Christian, so Your Son Jesus isn’t going to intercede for me. I’m not even really a believer, and regularly deny Your existence, so I can understand why You’d be reluctant [...]
More Money for Banks, Bupkes for Philly
Philadelphians lose pools and libraries, Citibank gets billions.
Bailout’s not working. Quelle surprise.
I think every single person involved with the collapse of the economy should be hauled off and publicly executed. Intemperate, you say?
The money that’s been pledged is equivalent to $24,000 for every man, woman and child in the country. It’s [...]
He’s an Stupid Ugly Asshole and Nobody Likes Him.
President Fucknuts snubbed at G20 for being his typical stupid ugly asshole self. Nobody likes a bully, not even the bully’s friends.
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