RIGHT WING DOOFUS MUTILATES SELF IN ATTEMPTED OBAMA SMEAR
Oh here’s a surprise! Closeted homosexual and professional right-wing hack/egomaniac is telling lies about the Obama campaign in PASays Phawker:.
So, while you were sleeping, the Drudge Report has been blaring (upper left hand corner!) an outrageous story about a white McCain volunteer from Texas working in Pittsburgh who was mugged by a black man, who freeper-alert.thumbnail.jpgthen noticed a McCain sticker on her car and proceeded to punch the woman in the face and carve a “B” in her face
The problem with this story? That letter “B” on her face may well be self-inflicted:
The Tribune-Review reported that Todd, who isn’t familiar with the area, drove to a friend’s house and together the pair located the Citizens Bank ATM at Liberty and Pearl where the attack happened and called police. Todd declined to comment to the Tribune-Review. Friends said she is in Pittsburgh volunteering for the McCain-Palin campaign. Richard said the woman refused medical treatment after the assault, which happened outside the view of the bank’s surveillance cameras.
Hmm. Drove to a friends house before reporting the crime. Refused medical treatment. Refused to speak to the media. And then there’s the curious fact, pointed out in KDKA’s report, that the photo above, the only photographic proof we have, was NOT taken by the police, nor a medical professional. Furthermore, the “B” is weirdly backward, the way it would look if, say, you looked in a mirror and carved a “B” in your face.
I’m not sure which is funnier: that discredited hack Matt Drudge is running with this story, or that some dumbass McKKKain dead-ender is going to spend the rest of her life sporting a backwards “B” she carved into herself. It’ll make for some interesting first dates. Or maybe she can get a job on “Sesame Street.”
October 24th, 2008 at 9:22 am
The B “wound” is also not fresh or inflamed.