Our God Is an Awesome God, And He Can Kick Your God’s Ass.
So saith a nutball preacher at a McKKKain rally this weekend. It’s insane. Marshall’s comments…
It conjures up bad Japanese movies, or the fanciful musings of 10-year-old boys. Who would win between King Kong and Godzilla? Between Allah and Vishnu? Does the Christian god have an unfair advantage because he’s three in one?
…echo some I made months ago as Glenn Beck and some End Timer sat around discussing how Ronald Reagan prevented the Apocalypse:
“Do you know WHY Ronald Reagan called the Soviet Union the ‘Evil Empire’?” Glenn began. “It’s because he was briefed on this stuff, and he knew, he believed the Prophecy and knew that he had to stop Gog and Magog. Reagan was doing his best to prevent the Biblical Prophecies from befalling us!”
That’s when I started laughing and had to pull over. I’m not sure which was funnier: the notion that Ronald Reagan is more powerful than the All-Powerful, Omniscient, Perfect Creator of the Universe that Beck believes in, defeating God with rhetoric, or the cognitive dissonance that the Return of Christ is a good thing at the same time that Reagan preventing that same Return of Christ through his Mighty Rhetoric is also a good thing.
These people are truly insane. That’s why you have to vote for Democrats this year, no matter how lame some of them are. The alternative is letting people who have no attachment to reality AT ALL continue to run the country. We all know how well that’s gone…
October 14th, 2008 at 10:05 am
i like how rev. conrad thinks “hindu” is the name of a god.