Totally Stoned
When I first saw a photo of Levi Johnston, the boy misfortunate enough to knock up Sarah Palin’s daughter, who says of himself,
“But I live to play hockey. I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing, shoot some s- – - and just f – - -in’ chillin’ I guess.”
… I thought, “Holy shit. Sarah Palin’s erstwhile son-in-law is a stoner.” And honestly, it’s not that much of a stretch when you consider that until recently, it was quite legal to be a stoner in the frozen north.
Today, via Gawker, the National Enquirer validates my suspicion:
Another family friend revealed pre-prego Bristol was as much of a hard partier as Track was.
“Bristol was a huge stoner and drinker. I’ve seen her smoke pot and get drunk and make out with so many guys. All the guys would brag that the just made out with Bristol.”
When Sarah found out the teen was pregnant by high schooler Levi Johnston, she was actually banished from the house. As part of the cover-up, Palin quickly transferred Bristol to another high school and made her move in with Sarah’s sister Heather 25 miles away!
And the ENQUIRER also learned that Levi Johnston, the baby mamma’s future wedded dada, who was glad handed by John McCain at the GOP Convention, isn’t too happy about his impending shotgun nups either.
“Levi got dragged out of the house to go to Minnesota,” Levi’s friend told The ENQUIRER. “Levi realizes he’s stuck being with Bristol because her mom is running for Vice President.”
Yeah, tell me something I couldn’t tell by looking at that kid’s face in St. Paul last week. And to be honest, I have a lot of sympathy for Bristol Palin, just as much as I had for my own classmates in high school who rebelled against their over-controlling parents. Goodness, you’d HAVE to be stoned to live in the Palin household.
“And then like my mom? She like, started reading to me from the Bible? Like again and again, like Leviticus or something? And I was like “Mom shut UP, ok? I’m like TOTALLY like no interested”? And then like she started speaking in tongues, and I was like “OMG fuck this I’m going to Levi’s for some fucking bong-hits”? And then we got really baked and, like, had sex? Except like Levi said my mom’s name when he came and I was totally like, “eew”?”
Poor kid. And now it’s worse since her mom has dragged the entire family into the media spotlight.
September 17th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
Free Bristol!