All You Need to Know About Christine Flowers
From today’s stool sample:
WITH everything else happening in the world, I probably shouldn’t have an opinion about Brett Favre.
Even if there weren’t a presidential election, two wars, a recession and Lindsay Lohan’s sexual orientation to worry about…
OK. stop right there. The election, the wars, the recession I get. But why does anyone not intimately involved with Lindsay Lohan have “to worry about” her sexual orientation?
Isn’t that a little weird for a 40-something, never married, childless woman, who calls single mothers “sluts” and thinks that feminists hang a “no trespassing sign” on their vaginas, to be concerned about a 22-year-old starlet’s sexual orientation?
Why should Christine care, unless she’s suppressing some pretty serious feelings about women? She is after all never married, childless, hostile (or at least highly conflicted) about sexual intercourse. She’s got major hang-ups about gay people. I mean major issues. Bordering on OCD issues. I mean totally fucking out of her mind obsessed with non-straight sex.
You see where I’m going here?
Not just for storing clothes and sensible shoes anymore…
I’m not claiming that Christine Flowers is longing for Lindsay Lohan. But man oh man, she certainly spends a lot of time thinking about gay sex, for a straight person that is.
…adding, just for Christine, here’s some topless Lindsay for you, girl!
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October 27th, 2008 at 1:45 am
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