Comedy GOLD!!
Americablog readers are calling Larry “Toe Tapper Handjob” Craig and David “Diaper-wearing Whoremonger” Vitter for their sponsorship of the “Marriage Protection Amendment” which hopes to amend the Constitution to ensure that marriage “shall consist only of the union of a man and a woman.”
I’m not the only one who sees the humor in this, because both Craig’s office and Vitter’s office got really angry when I asked them if these two perverts and philanderers senators were the best messengers on this “issue”. The guy at Craig’s office told me “stop calling here and treating the Senate staff so poorly!” (and for once he was wrong: I don’t think I’ve EVER called Craig’s office). I told him to stop telling me what to do, and he transferred me to some guy who yelled a lot, so I hung up.
Vitter’s office just seemed dreadfully embarrassed, as they should be. After all, their phoney-baloney-with-the-sanctimony boss got busted nailing hookers and is rumored to have a diaper fetish.
And these are the guys who want to tell gay people they’re not allowed to get married?
How many whores do you have to nail while wearing diapers until you’re dishonoring your marriage vows? Can you defend heterosexual marriage when you’re trollign for blowjobs in Minnesota airport bathrooms?
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June 30th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
Hey man, who are you? Brendan Squire, possibly? This is Rob Phelps.