Larry Johnson Is Cuckoo-Bananas
While I’ve been busy crank-calling idiots like Joe Lieberman, my brother Ray has been busy antagonizing another member of the cuckoo-bananas brigade: Larry Johnson and his Flying Monkeys at No Quarter, a site that should probably be renamed “No Ethics” or “No Sanity”.
Larry, who’s decided that John McCAin would be a better president than Obama, has been claiming for some time now to have a super-secret video of Michelle Obama ranting against “whitey”, yet for some reason the video hasn’t surfaced yet. Or as Ray puts it:
So on top of two three four independent (yet anonymous) sources confirming the existence of the video, as well as a (again, anonymous) billionaire Republican who wants the video and is offering one million dollars for it’s capture in order to be used to unseat John McCain, another prominent (yet unnamed) source has it that a female blogger (again, unnamed) asked a question (don’t know what it was) and got a bad answer (which we don’t seem to know, either) that from these 5th, 6th, 7th-hand etc. accounts, obviously, doesn’t bode well for the Obama campaign.
Neither Ray nor I have a high-tolerance for bullshit, and so it’s great to report that Ray managed to make Larry freak out:
Comment by Phillybits | 2008-05-29 13:15:20
Who cares about this. I want to see the whitey video.
Larry - where is it? It’s been almost two weeks since you shocked the blogosphere with such an outstanding revelation about the existence of said tape and still we wait.
WHERE IS THE VIDEO, LARRY?
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RESPONSE FROM LARRY JOHNSON–YOU, MY FRIEND, ARE AN IMBECILE. GO BACK AND READ THE PIECE. I WAS TOLD BY FOUR SOURCES THAT FOLKS SURROUNDING ROVE HAVE THE VIDEOTAPE AND ARE HANGING ON TO IT UNTIL OCTOBER. WHAT IS IT ABOUT OCTOBER YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND. JESUS SAVE US FROM MORONS LIKE YOU.
Boldface mine, capital letters courtesy of Larry.
Ray, wear that like a badge of honor!
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