Fun With Joe Lieberman’s Office

Riiiing….riiing….

“Hello, Senator Lieberman’s office.”
“Hi my name is Brendan Skwire. I’m calling from out of state. Listen, I hear Senator Lieberman’s catching an awful lot of flack for headlining an event for John Hagee. He’s the controversial pastor that McCain is distancing himself from, the one who says that Jews brought the Holocaust on themselves, and that Hitler was doing God’s work by driving the Jews to Israel, and who believes that after the End of the World, the Jews who don’t become Christians will be consumed by fire.

But I totally think Lieberman’s doing the right thing, because I agree with Pastor Hagee. I’m the head of the local Klan chapter, and surprisingly we find ourselves in agreement with the Jew, uh Senator, from Connecticut. We have a rally coming up in the next few months, and I was wondering how we could schedule an appearance from the Senator. We even have a special hood, just for him!”

“Uh… yeah, right.” click

Obnoxious? Yes. Juvenile? Yes.
As offensive as Joe Lieberman? NOT BY A LONG SHOT.

Lieberman is an awful, disgusting piece of shit, a waste of the meat he’s made from.

One Response to “Fun With Joe Lieberman’s Office”

  1. phillybits Says:

    “We even have a special hood, just for him!”

    HAHAHAHA. Thanks for the laugh.

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