Tweedleahy and Specterdum
Via Talking Points Memo Senator Pat “Enforce Subpoenas? What’s That Mean?” Leahy and Arlen “I supported habeas corpus before I voted to repeal it” Specter babble on about how they won’t give AT&T and the assholes at Verizon retroactive immunity for tapping our phones illegally.
“Blah blah blah!” “Scold scold scold!” “Flibberty floo!” “Floobity flibb!”
What a couple of dishonest old men. The one has the spine, courage, and physical appearance of an overcooked french fry, while the other would lie to your face about fucking your mother while casually wiping his moist cock off on your drapes, creating a diversion through which he could steal your wallet.
Please: we all know what comes next. The American Fascist Democrat Party and the American Fascist Republicans will take away our rights again, as if those rights are theirs to take in the first place, as if the servant can somehow become the boss.
I don’t think so.
And so, in this new Alice in Wonderland world we live in, this grand guignol, it’s only fitting that Tweedledum and Tweedledee make their appearance to tell us how they will fight this intrusion upon our rights, when everyone who’s been paying attention knows the fix is in, and that we’re skipping merrily down the path of the Stasi and the Soviet Union.
History will judge Arlen Specter as a miserable quisling, and Pat Leahy as a sniveling coward.
What valuable symbols of the worthless age in which we live.


