I Am Smarter than Ayad Allawi

BAH, war August 18th, 2007

Writing in the Washington Post, Ayad Allawi asks, “Who could have imagined that Iraq would be in such crisis more than four years after Saddam Hussein?”

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OOOO! OOOOO! OOOOOO! Mistah Kottah! Mistah KOTTAH!!!!! I know the answer!!!!

Pretty much everyone who marched against the war in 2003 imagined that Iraq would be in such a crisis.
So did the UN.
And France.
And Germany.
And Turkey.
And Saudi Arabia.
And Colin Powell.
And my brother.
And most of South America.
And most of Europe (can we forget about Poland now?)
And Dick Cheney

Hey, maybe the Washington Post should give me a column, because I clearly have more on the ball than Ayad Allami (or fact-free Fred Hiatt for that matter).

I’m also smarter than the Prime Minister of Australia and the [now former] Prime Minister of England!
I am smarter than Charles Krauthammer, Bill Kristol, and all the Kagans!

Somebody give me some real estate in the Post!

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