Tagged
1. All right, here are the rules.
2. We have to post these rules before we give you the facts.
3. Players start with eight random facts/habits about themselves.
4. People who are tagged need to write their own blog about their eight things and post these rules.
5. At the end of your blog, you need to choose eight people to get tagged and list their names. Don’t forget to leave them a comment telling them they’re tagged, and to read your blog.
1. I am a homebrewer, and tonight represents my first experiment with kegging.
2. I have a nearly invisible scar on my lip from 4th Grade, when I was running under a rain-spout, crashed into a kid running the other direction, and slid across the blacktop of the basketball court on my face. That spongy shit the kids play on today didn’t exist then…
3. My balls are fucking huge.
4. I made almost $30K in royalties doing a commercial for Folgers coffee.
5. When I was very young, maybe 8 or 9, I got in an argument with my mom about whether there was a god: she was pro, I was con. Nobody won.
6. Even though I am violently allergic to cats, I think they are awesome, and I wish I could have one.
7. Did I mention my balls? Huge. Like the size of goddamn cantaloupes. I look freakish when I walk down the street. People stop and stare.
8. I used to be known as “The Little Psycho Kid” when i was 14 and started going to hardcore shows, because no one knew me, and I would go nuts in the pit.
And because it gives me an opportunity to link to some friends’ blogs, I am tagging the following suckers:
Philly Bits
Salty Miss Jill
Princess Cyclone
Susie
MaryE
Live By the FOMA
I can only do seven, most of my blog friends are all very serious minded people who write about serious things, and even Susie’s probably gonna bust my chops for participating in this. On the other hand, the folks I tagged are well-worth your time. I know Princess Cyclone from high school, back in the punk rock days (post one of your mohawk shots!); Salty Miss Jill is a good gal from Philly now in upstate NY, MaryE is a writer from the bluegrass-l, FOMA is just fun, Philly Bits is my brother, and Susie and Noz are political fellow travellers and friends from Drinking Liberally.
Tag.
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June 22nd, 2007 at 10:22 pm
What the……..
June 23rd, 2007 at 10:49 am
You’re balls may be large by conventional standards, but they do not compare to my colon which is so large, it actually hangs out of my ass and drags 7 and a half feet behind me when I walk.
It’s so big, I had to fashion a special two-wheeled dolly to carry it, much like you would put a paralyzed dachshund in if you loved it enough.
June 23rd, 2007 at 11:28 am
not that i’d really wanna be tagged, but you’re always forgetting the folks at my house.
eh i suppose susie or noz might.
June 23rd, 2007 at 1:09 pm
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June 26th, 2007 at 10:21 am
you fucked up your tag of me, does that mean i don’t have to do it?
July 9th, 2007 at 8:29 am
Sorry I haven’t gotten around to it. I have a lot to catch up on before I do some memes. I WILL get around to it.