Brendan Calling

Tim Loses His Temper: Chimp Logic

From Tim: Brendan already read this in an email titled “Chimp logic”, but I feel it needs to be publicly aired. I wrote this yesterday at around 11:30 a.m. This was my honest-to-goodness reaction to what it was like hearing the Retard-In-Chief as I was waking up:

“Within the past half-hour, I woke up on the couch very slowly to George doing his latest speech live on MSNBC and it’s soo fucking disorienting. Where am I? What planet am I on? Is this some future shock Romper Room? Who is this talking? Oh, noooooo, that’s our presi….

Listening to him string together his words is like watching a chimp play with refrigerator magnets. He is practically counting on his fingers. “We need more crayons. Here’s why. One…” He is whining. He is lying. He is talking about everything. He is over his head. He is drowning. He is insane. He is certifiably retarded.

He should be locked up.

Now the pundits are calling his speech “pretty powerful.” WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

I give up on this country. I am fucking DONE.”

Now, I wrote this completely ignorant of the cowardly, disgraceful actions that were happening on the other (supposedly smarter) side of the aisle. I now fucking HATE every Democrat in office. I want to leave this country. I want nothing to do with it. This is not democracy. This is not leadership. While I know there is a certain amount of compromise that is involved in being in politics, the raw, naked betrayal that the Democrats we voted in displayed by rolling over on this open-ended bloodbath is unforgiveable and treasonous. Where are their balls? Where are their souls? Who replaced their spines with rubber?

I really wish I could agree with the right wing, because as much as I hate them, at least they have the fucking backbone to STAND UP FOR THE FUCKED UP SHIT THAT THEY BELIEVE IN, FUTURE PROMISES OF RE-ELECTION BE DAMNED.

Note to Democrats: even though you won this time, you have already fucking lost, and the blood is now on YOUR hands. You do NOT know how to lead, and you do not deserve to be in office. You got my vote, but it is horribly clear that you do not represent me or anybody with half a conscience. Fuck you, fuck your career, and fuck everything that you have done at the expense of American human lives. I hope you all die — miserably and painfully and in a protracted way — knowing that you are nothing but failures.

How frightening is it that the worst excuses for American human beings are the only ones with any GUTS?!?!? I wish I could join them. I really do. But I can’t, because they are wrong about everything. And now, I am lost. As are the vast majority of people in this country who made the mistake of voting the Dem ticket. Life was horrible enough, but now we have to stomach the fact that we all have been fooled, once again, by your empty, empty promises. The words that came out of your mouths leading up to last November are worth nothing. Nothing at all.
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And you all thought I could rant! Give Tim some sugar and tune into his show the Late Risers Club, on WMBR.

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