Ding Dong, the Dick is Dead.
Far be it from me to rejoice at the untimely death of someone I despise… oh, who am I kidding. Jerry Falwell kicked the bucket and I’m dancing the Snoopy dance!
It’s a pity it took 73 years for the Devil to call the decrepit old monster home, but better late than never. Hopefully, he can save a space by the fire for Pat Robertson.
And just in case you have any sympathy in your heart for the deranged and hateful leader of the so-called Moral Majority, here’s what Captain Pious had to say on September 13, 2001 regarding the WTC attacks:
“And, I know that I’ll hear from them for this. But, throwing God out successfully with the help of the federal court system, throwing God out of the public square, out of the schools. The abortionists have got to bear some burden for this because God will not be mocked. And when we destroy 40 million little innocent babies, we make God mad. I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People For the American Way — all of them who have tried to secularize America — I point the finger in their face and say “you helped this happen.”
I’ll be drinking a toast to the Angel of Death this evening: thanks for taking out one of the worst people in the world. Burn, baby, BURN!
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