Dirty Sanchez
In all the coverage of Matt Sanchez, I have yet to see someone use the obvious pun Dirty Sanchez.
Oh wait. It seems I missed the guy who broke the story (and so NSFW). Good onya man!
What’s all the more hilarious about the story is its complete absence from the news. It is solely on the blogs.
Why is this so? I don’t ask this question solely for ideological reasons, but because the story is so funny. It’s funnier than Jeff Gannon if you ask me: for chrissakes, you have the woman(?) who called John Edwards a faggot hugging a gay porn star! Sean Hannity fo cryin’ out loud!! The whole conservative whatchamacallit celebrating him!
This is easily as funny as Britney Spears shaving her head or Paris Hilton showing her pussy. As gawk-worthy as Michael Jackson’s grim perversions. Equivalent gossip fodder to “he put a cigar where??”
The American people are owed the spectacle of this truly epic example of irony, hypocrisy, and (if you can believe the right’s cries of “we didn’t know”) utter dunderheadedness: the only reason I can see for not giving the people what they want, what they deserve, as the news has so many times before (Jackson, Michael; Schiavo, Terri; Petersen, Laci; Stewart, Martha; Clinton, Bill; Spears, Britney; Hilton, Paris; Shows, Reality) , is the guys at corporate don’t want to embarrass their friends.
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March 10th, 2007 at 3:26 pm
keith did a little thing on it, and dirty sanchez himself is promoting the hell out of it, but yeah, the wingers want that story to go away as fast as sanchez’s homosexuality.