Myspace Exchange

comedy, letters, plain pitiful, snark January 5th, 2007

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From: Kris
Date: Jan 5 2007 3:00 AM

How’s it goin? I’m Kristy, I just moved to the Philadelphia area and I wanna meet a nice guy around here :-). I moved here to Pennsylvania a couple of weeks ago for work and now that I’m here I have nobody to hang out with! I read your profile… You’re cute and I liked what you had to say :-).

I’m 24/F/single and I’m lookin for a guy who is a little bit older or more mature than me. You say you’re 36 and you’re cute so I guess you’re qualified :-)

My friend Jen from back home suggested I tried using myspace to meet people in my area. I just signed up and my profile sux hehe. I do have a blog/profile page at TheSeem.com … I have alot of photos and stuff up if you wanna see me.

I left you a personal msg on my homepage and I took a new pic for you today. Come check me out when you have a chance, k?

Lookin forward to seeyin ya,
Kristy
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Hi Kristy,

I’m doing well. My little boy is visiting for the next week or so, which is always great. He lives a long way away with his mom, a 10 hour trip one way, so I don’t see him that much. On top of that, she doesn’t drive, so the burden of pickup and drop off is all on me. These times when he’s here are precious.

Anyhoo, I’m sure you’ll enjoy Philadelphia. People are very friendly here despite our reputation for rudeness, and the bar scene is great. I’m not much of a club person, so I can’t tell you where to get down, but in terms of good drinking bars, Doobie’s, Monks, and The Black Sheep in Center City are cool, Johnny Brenda’s and the Standard Tap in the Fishtown/Northern Liberties are superb, and Lucy’s Hat Shop in Old City is always fun.

I’m really not available for hanging out, but I enjoyed the pictures of your breasts. Good stuff! If I was a girl with a set of tits like yours, I’d try to make the most of them too.

Good luck in our city!
Brendan

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Kristy

PS: the history in Philly is amazing. Right on Market Street, you can check out the remains of Ben Franklin’s house, the building where Jefferson wrote the Declaration of Independence, and Independence Hall. If you ask the people at the front desk of the Loews Hotel in the old PFSF building, you can go up to the top floor for a fantastic view of the city, that puts you at eye level with William Penn’s statue on top of City Hall (itself worth visiting). And make sure you hit the Italian Market on the weekends at 9th and Washington.

7 Responses to “Myspace Exchange”

  1. Myspace Exchange of Myspace Html Codes Blog Says:

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  2. Phillybits Says:

    Lol.

    “I’ve been a bad, bad girl. I need a nice strong man to keep me in line and, when necessary, use punishment to make sure I do what he says.”

  3. somegirl Says:

    oooh i too think you are soooo cute brendan!

    no mention of the lovely christina???

  4. PsiFighter37 Says:

    Hahaha…too funny. But don’t downplay the reputation of rudeness! It’s an integral part of the Philly fabric. :P

  5. Alex Muentz Says:

    I was going to say something witty, but your friend’s breasts covered with a Members Only jacket that I’ve never seen before keep sidetracking me.

  6. Tim Says:

    Don’t you love the myspace-trawling spambait? Great tits. Great emoticons. And so, so personable. Now if you’ll excuse me, please; I need to go home and fuck a hole in my television set. Of course, this will be after I blast a few rails of bathtub crank and bury the latest pile of whore corpses (like maybe six, but I may have lost track) I filleted this week for dinner. Only in America, baby. Only in America.

  7. Brendan Says:

    christina thinks you can do that in russia too.
    eat filet of whore, I mean.

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