403: C’mon Philly, You Can Do It!!

Philadelphia, crime, guns, plain pitiful, snark December 28th, 2006

Wednesday brought us to 403 homicides. Only 16 more to go, with 4 more days. At this rate, we only need to achieve 4 murders a day. Honestly, is that so hard?

You can do it Philly. This is totally achievable. You can break the 1997 record if you really try. But you have to want it. You have to be hungry for it. You have to be like Rocky Balboa, except with a Glock or an AK instead of a pair of boxing gloves and a side of beef. “Gonna fly now…”

OK, maybe we can’t beat New York, but we’re gonna die trying.

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