Drinking Liberally, November 28 2006
Hi everybody,
We have a Special Guest this week! It’s Shelley Lewis, author of Naked Republicans. She’ll have books for sale and will be reading a selection too.
As usual, we start at 6:00 PM, at the Tangier Bar 18th and Lombard Streets in Philadelphia, although Shelley expects to arrive at 6:30, so save her some of the free wings.
Oh and bring a friend! But you already know that…
Personally, the notion of any politicians naked appalls me. The portly, pasty plop of meat called Dick Cheney (who could stand in for Batman’s nemesis The Penguin) in his birthday suit with his chest a topographic mad of scar tissue? No thanks.
Or Phyllis Schalfly, the artist’s rendition of June Cleaver realized in beef jerky and curdled milk? Not for this fellow.
And let’s not even imagine the sight of Joe and Hadassah Lieberman rutting like goats. Oh, wait, let’s.
Joe Lieberman always looks and sounds constipated…
…while Hadassah looks like she’s made of Tinker Toys.
I have a right to say this kind of stuff, given that I’m clearly the apex of the human form.
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