What a Real President Does
Gore criticized the Bush administration’s slow response to Katrina in a speech Friday in San Francisco, but refused to be interviewed about the mercy missions he financed and flew on Sept. 3 and 4.
More at the link.
For comparison, here’s what a pretend president does:

…and true to form, the motherfucker is pretending to play his toy guitar. That’s not a G-chord.

…St. Mccain’s birthday cake was awfully yummy too.
You just don’t know what it means
Till you’re down in New Orleans
Under twenty feet of water
And burning gasoline
They say it’s a disaster,
It’s the worst we’ve ever seen
And you don’t know what it means
Till you’re down in New Orleans

