Steve versus Mel

politics July 30th, 2006

This is my dad.
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This is Mel Gibson.
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While it’s difficult to tell the difference, here’s a clue. My dad works at Lockheed Martin on an air traffic control project, is a little overweight, and likes to go fishing.

Mel Gibson is a drunk driver, who wears his Christian faith on his sleeve, but denies the Holocaust, and says things like “Fucking Jews. The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world,” Mee’s report quotes him as saying.

“Are you a Jew?” Gibson asked the deputy, according to the report.

The actor also berated the deputy, threatening, “You motherfuckerr. I’m going to fuck you,” according to Mee’s report.

The actor also told the cop he “owns Malibu” and would spend all his money “to get even with me,” Mee said in his report.

TMZ quoted a law enforcement source as saying Gibson noticed a female sergeant on the scene and yelled at her, “What do you think you’re looking at, sugar tits?”

Just so there’s no confusion.

4 Responses to “Steve versus Mel”

  1. Binky Betsy Says:

    Holy crap! Does Gibson really look like that?

    Your dad looks like an okay guy, but perhaps that’s because he doesn’t have the fire of alcoholic religious fanatacism burning in his eyes.

  2. brendan Says:

    That is a REAL picture of Mel.
    Freakin’ loopy!

  3. Phillybits Says:

    And, that is a REAL picture of our father.

  4. upyernoz Says:

    wait, i’m still confused. which one was mad max? that was your dad, right?

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