Archive for July, 2006
Hat Man
Hat Man.
We are all hat men now.
There Stands the Glass
There stands the glass …
That will ease all my pain …
That will settle my brain …
It’s my first one today …
I recorded, as usual, WRDV’s Country Gold Classics, on Friday. I was watching TV, so I kept the volume low.
I played the tape on Saturday morning as I read about another shooting in Philly, murder [...]
Suitcase
“Hello?”
It was Sam’s mom. “Sorry for calling back so quick, but when you were just talking to Sam, were you talking about his upcoming visit?”
“Yeah. Yeah, I was telling him how much fun we were going have.”
“That’s really funny,” she said, “because you know what he’s doing?
“He’s going through the apartment looking for his [...]
Steve versus Mel
This is my dad.
This is Mel Gibson.
While it’s difficult to tell the difference, here’s a clue. My dad works at Lockheed Martin on an air traffic control project, is a little overweight, and likes to go fishing.
Mel Gibson is a drunk driver, who wears his Christian faith on his sleeve, but denies the Holocaust, [...]
At the Risk of Offending MORE Gay and Transgendered People
This made me laugh.
Read More..>>Friday Fleshtones: Let’s Go! and Accelerated Emotion
Enjoy. h/t Tim Kelly
Read More..>>Two Comics
Both of these were brought to my attention via comics curmudgeon commenters.
a href=”http://joshreads.com/?p=692#comment-45958″>Fishbul42 pointed out what may be the end of Garfield. If there is one theme that this long-running and humorless strip has hammered on, again and again and again, it’s that Jon Arbuckle is a loser in every respect: he’s abused by [...]
The Mayor Speaks, Brendan Rants.
Last night, while babysitting for my nephew Elliott, The Simpsons was pre-empted by Mayor Street’s speech to the city about the ongoing violence (warning, PDF). It was one of the weakest speeches I’ve seen, to the point that it made George Bush look like a natural orater.
It probably didn’t help that right before going [...]
Meta
I rant about Israel: no response.
I post Fleshtones videos: nada.
I post on my housemate jerking off in my room: nothing.
But get a good rant going on “For Better or For Worse” and the commenters come out.
I love the Comics Curmudgeon’s commenters.
Train Wreck
I have written before of my outrage with the trajectory of the Liz-Paul-Anthony plot in For Better or For Worse, the inherent racism within the strip, and the just plain old bad writing. [Ed: Please visit the links to refresh your memory of these characters. You're going to need it.]
This week, the trainwreck began [...]

